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Guys : Part lll

I was having a chat with a good friend the other day. He was telling me about how he was interning at a place and how he had come across a girl that very much matched up to his description of an ideal girl. And he went on and on about how down-to-earth she was, how cute her facebook display picture was, how all rounded she was and on and on.

And then he shared a story with me.

He narrated, "A few days ago, there was a fire drill at my workplace. While everyone was rushing down, I tried to find my ID first. But after searching for quite a bit, I still could not find it and I was getting a bit desperate. Then I saw her sauntering along the corridor to the Exit as if nothing was going on. She stopped by my room and asked me what I was doing and I told her I was searching for my ID. Then she told me to go ahead and search and that she will wait for me."

And he paused, waiting for a reaction.

I replied, "Hmm ok. So?"

He literally screamed, "Don't you get it. SHE WAITED FOR ME!"

I just stood there stunned and speechless. In my mind, my first words were,

 "Dude, it was fire drill, not a fucking fire"


PS: Don't get angry with me bro. It was just too funny not to write about.

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